Friday 10 October 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Things that make you go MMMMmmm

1) Why you never see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
2) Why 'abbreviated' such a long word?
3) Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
4) Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
5) Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
6) Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
7) Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
8) Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
9) Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
10) You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
11) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
12) Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
13) If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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KrisMrsBBradley said...

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~Just Me Miranda~ said...

Lol...good questions. I too wonder why they sterilize the needles.

Great list!!

Nydia said...

I kept laughing to myself here while reading this... Specially number nine about the lethal injections! LOL I never thought about these things, so funny...

Hey, congrats for the giveaway you won at Mrs. B.! Isn't that cool? It became a mania this month, everyday I want to know what's up! ;O)

Kisses from Nydia.